With Paul Simon’s new album Surprise being produced by Brian Eno, allmusic.com takes the time to present a strangely irrelevant Brian Eno/Paul Simon timeline. E.g.,

1982: Simon reunited with Art Garfunkel for a concert in Central Park. Eno released his latest ambient record, Ambient 4: On Land.

Wow, fascinating. Can you do Nigel Godrich and Paul McCartney?