A few months ago, I wrote about the Super Happy Women’s Party, an official minor political party in Nevada. Well, they’ve recently changed their name to the Heterosexual & Robotic Party and updated their bylaws. Notably:

We shall … plan on uniting North America, Central America, and South America into one country… We want to provide heterosexual only programs and heterosexual only designated schools in grades K-12 and in universities for parents who wish that their children remain heterosexual and get married to the opposite sex.

Not sure what that has to do with flying backpacks and intelligent robots, but hey.